On hoarding, slang, and cookies, plus an insight into my mind

I admit to having hoarding tendencies. Not 30 dining room chairs and newspapers to the ceiling hoarding, but yes, I have a hard time getting rid of things sometimes, and I will not eat the last ice cream sandwich because then there will be none left. Combine the hoarding with a bit of a competitive streak (not competitive with anyone in particular, just “grrr, must have more”), and what happens? I have frozen 6 liters (just over 200 ounces) of breast milk, just in the month of October. It’s not something I planned, it just kind of…happened. (Isn’t that what all hoarders say?) So why have I done this? A few reasons. Because of my previously mentioned tendency of Must Have More. Because I can – whatever other issues I may have had with childbirth and motherhood, my boobs are milk producers. And because I actually give away the bulk of my milk, and I love that I’m able to help another little guy get some additional breast milk. It’s a small thing for me to do, but the benefits are great. So I’ll continue to freeze as much as I can while I can.

I speak with and email a lot of people whose native language isn’t English. I’m usually pretty careful about how I say things – I try to speak slower (though am rarely successful), I try not to use contractions, slang, etc. The other day I was speaking with a French lady, and I said, “I haven’t seen so and so in a coons age.” …yeah…

I’ve been on a cookie streak lately. I made snickerdoodles a few weeks ago, and this week made Nutella cookies and brown sugar cookies, both pinterest pins that have been on my board for a long while. The verdict? Eh. Although several others raved about the Nutella cookies and that they should be outlawed, I only found them to be okay. I’d still rather just stick a spoon in the jar and eat it that way (which is why I don’t keep Nutella in the house). And the brown sugar cookies were fairly blah without the frosting, but the frosting made them exponentially better. Butter and powdered sugar have a tendency to do that…. Have you tried any cookie recipes lately that were spectacular?

Insight to how my mind works: We dressed Baby J up as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for Halloween. It got me thinking about next year’s costume. I thought it would be fun, while we can, before he gets into spiderman and Shrek and the store-bought costumes, to dress him with 80s pop culture in mind – so we did Ghostbusters this year, maybe he could be Judd Nelson at the end of Breakfast Club next year. Or, wait! He’ll be old enough to “entertain on command,” how about we give him a mini boom box and tell him to hold it over his head (a la Say Anything). Then I got to thinking about how we wouldn’t get to trick or treat in Finland, but what if we were in the US and someone gave out pencils instead of candy. (Did anyone else ever get pencils or erasers in their bucket?) And then he could say, “I gave her my heart, she gave me a pencil.” And voila, I’ve thrown myself into a fit of giggles. Yeah…that’s what Stephen has to deal with. Feel sorry for him yet?  😀

It’s unfortunate I’m against posting photos of Baby J on this blog, because trust me, he was SO DARN CUTE as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.  But here’s a picture of the costume – I used the Baby Merlin Magic Sleepsuit, then made the bib and the hat, and stuffed the hat with some saran wrap:

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man  Costume

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Costume

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4 thoughts on “On hoarding, slang, and cookies, plus an insight into my mind

  1. anonymous

    Where are the miniature buildings and the Ghostbusters characters?

  2. now it’s my turn to get caught up because i’m a little behind on blog visits.

    speaking of hoarding and cookies…
    i like to call it a ‘well stocked pantry’ but it i am borderline hoarding. bags of flour, sugar, nuts, currently have 4 blocks of butter. nuts.. walnuts, pecans. peanuts, 1 liter of vanilla.

    but there is also at any given time 6+ bags of frozen corn in the freezer… this was just pointed out to me and i was called a corn horder. pffff

    i have been conditioned for all the wildcard finland holidays with the stores being closed. hate to be caught short handed when the baking bug hits or i am preparing for an epic case of the munchies for 30 people. not really sure.

    love the stay puft! hilarious and adorable! good job!

    • Well, I always have 2+ blocks of butter in my fridge. Never know when the baking urge will hit.
      And yeah, the thing that cracks me up about Finnish holidays is that people here will stock up like Southerns do when flurries are expected. It’s a day, people! Surely you can survive the store being closed for a day! (I once saw a man with 10 cartons of milk and 6 loaves of bread in the checkout lane – that’s it – and I couldn’t contain my laughter. Seriously, Southerners expecting flurries!)

    • Well, I always have 2+ blocks of butter in my fridge. Never know when the baking urge will hit.
      And yeah, the thing that cracks me up about Finnish holidays is that people here will stock up like Southerns do when flurries are expected. It’s a day, people! Surely you can survive the store being closed for a day! (I once saw a man with 10 cartons of milk and 6 loaves of bread in the checkout lane – that’s it – and I couldn’t contain my laughter. Seriously, Southerners expecting flurries!)

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