5 Things I wish my cat understood

1. Just because I’m in the kitchen does not mean I am there to feed you.
2. You can’t be starving to death if there is still food in your bowl.
3. You’re supposed to kill the insect, not stare at it and meow for help.
4. The shower is not going to hurt me.
5. Tomorrow is Saturday.  If you wake me up at 6am to feed you and I find food in your bowl, I will be pissed.

This is my cat, particularly the part at the end when he points to his mouth: