- Just because I’m in the kitchen does not mean I am there to feed you.
- You can’t be starving to death if there is still food in your bowl.
- You’re supposed to kill the insect, not stare at it and meow for help.
- The shower is not going to hurt me.
- Tomorrow is Saturday. If you wake me up at 6am to feed you and I find food in your bowl, I will be pissed.
This is my cat, particularly the part at the end when he points to his mouth:
